why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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