I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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