kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
We are all done wearing pants today
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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