Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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