Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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