Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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