This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
home. puking in laundry basket.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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