I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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