She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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