They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Randomize
