K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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