you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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