While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Randomize
