brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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