we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
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