She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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