big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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