I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Sorry about my life...
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
