I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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