whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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