what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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