kristin has been a bad kristin
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
my poor anus
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
