Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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