Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
My vagina just clenched in fear
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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