I don't think brook has ever known best
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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