K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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