Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I don't deserve a penis
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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