don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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