My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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