K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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