I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
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