3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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