I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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