I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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