bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
