It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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