literally had 100 drinks last night.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize