in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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