i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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