My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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