If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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