nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
So squirting runs in the family.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
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