Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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