Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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