Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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