had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I'm always down for nudity.
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