By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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