can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
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