There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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