I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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