This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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