Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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