he wants to bone in the snuggie
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
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