Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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